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  1. #63: Change your beliefs and you’ll change your thoughts. Change your thoughts and you’ll change your habits. Change your habits and your life opens to unlimited possibility. #64: Giving is the reason for living. #65: Above all else, be true to you. #66: Allow adversity to be your teacher.
  2. 'Don't just believe because your teacher said so. You must be able to prove! With data that such conclusion is correct' is a thought that comes from a/an A. Why waste so much time copying notes from the board when everything is in the textbook?'

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Are you looking for some funny teaching quotes to use for quotes of the day, a school newsletter, a teaching blog, your Facebook page, or a card that you are designing for a special teacher?

This page contains a large list of funny teacher sayings and graphics that are ideal to use for teacher publications and social media purposes.


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For your convenience, my list of funny teacher quotes is in alphabetical order.



1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.

~ Joyce A Myers


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2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

~ Roald Dahl


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3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

~ Frank Zappa

4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

~ Roald Dahl



5. A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I replied, 'Kindergarten.'

~ Author Unknown

6. A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off.

~ Heidi McDonald

7. A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear.

~ Author Unknown



8. A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.

~ D. Martin


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9. Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it.

~ Rick Smith


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10. Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star:

  • You work hard to keep the attention of a distracted crowd.
  • Your fans freak out when they see you in public.
  • Groupies line up to follow you everywhere.
  • You hear your name being called out all the time.

~ Heidi McDonald


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11. Being a teacher is not a 9 - 5 job.

~ Heidi McDonald

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12. Be somebody who makes everybody feel like somebody.

~ Kid President


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13. Be a Pineapple

  • Stand Tall
  • Wear a Crown
  • Be Sweet on the Inside

~ Author Unknown


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14. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

~ Dr. Seuss

15. Blessed are the weird people - - poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours - - for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.

~ Jacob Nordby

16. Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day know that they'll never get them back.

~ Author Unknown


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